Wh-at? Okay, the other night I had a dream. All the royals were Romans. Prince Charles was Ludicrous. Prince Edward was Dubious. His wife was Barbatus (only one person in a THOUSAND will get THAT one). Elizabeth was Felonious. Philip was Insidious. Fergie was Salacious and Camilla Parker-Knolle was Nauseous. Even Diana was there. She was Bodacious.