The following takes place in a month’s time…
So there’s this huge toilet bowl. And on one side, sits Britain.
Suddenly, America is lowered in and comes to rest on the other side. “‘S up, Britain?”
Gloomily, Britain answers, “Well, we had this bloke called Farage – he was a right-wing arsehole who preyed on the people’s fear of terrorism – and now, we are out of Europe. What are YOU doing here?”
“Well, we had this bloke called Trump…”
As an ex-pat Brit who has watched his money take a monumental kicking from the Robber-Barons Of Wall Street – and now, seen it whacked again, by Brexit – I kinda hope Trump DOES win. Why?
I direct your attention to the title of this piece…