With all of the doom and gloom concerning Britain’s probable exit from Europe – and the current protests AGAINST it – it occurred that the time for an idea I had years ago has ARRIVED. And it involves Eurostar.
It is hardly rocket science; a bunch of guys simply obtain a car with a “track” (the width between the wheels) that will allow it to fit on Britain’s standard-gauge railway system (4’8.5″).
Then they grab a couple of planks and drive down to a field near the entrance to England’s end of the Channel Tunnel, cut the vehicle’s tyres off and wait…
And after the next Calais-bound Eurostar passes, they drive “Frog 1” up onto the rails, using the planks.
Following which, they drive hell-for-leather through the Chunnel, to FREEDOM!
Of course, they will get busted; but they will have made their protest against Brexit – and entered HISTORY as the only people to ever have DRIVEN from England to France.
Rule Britannia! Vive La France!