Details are now emerging of the plot of the above-mentioned film, currently shooting in Norfolk.
A huge alien spaceship appears, which hovers over Norwich. The city council assembles an extraordinary meeting, to discuss what to do.
As the session begins, a huge voice booms out from the spacecraft (supplied by Brian Blessed) announcing that they have come for their spiritual leader, Alan Partridge. They demand he be made available to them within the hour, or they will raze Norwich to the ground. And as a demonstration of their power and intent, they send a beam down, which vaporises Norwich Cathedral (effects to be provided by Cinesite).
Immediately, the entire Norfolk Constabulary (“Our Priority Is You”) is despatched to find Alan. After searching everywhere, they finally find the presenter living in a Volvo 240 estate, in the car park of the Magdalen St studios. Now a hopeless drunk, he is unaware Anglia Television has been absorbed into ITV and its studios sold off.
They slap him around and pour coffee into him – then inform the aliens he is ready to meet them.
Alan gets beamed up into the spacecraft, but when the aliens begin probing him, his homophobia kicks in and he escapes from the lab. A chase around the ship ensues.
When he is finally recaptured, he assumes the character of Tony Ferrino – whereupon the disgusted aliens immediately beam him down to the stage of the Norwich Playhouse and roar off back into space.
Unfortunately, a production of “The Romans In Britain” is in full swing and Alan gets rogered by half the cast.
At least, that’s what I’ve heard…
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