There was the tale about the team of geneticists at McDonald’s who crossed a chicken with a centipede – and created a chicken with a hundred drumsticks.
Then there was the man who crossed a lion with a parrot. When asked what he had got, he replied, “I don’t know. But when he talks – you’d better LISTEN!”
And similarly, there is the one about the zoo in China who just crossed a zebra with a donkey. Except THIS one is TRUE. Boringly, they called it a donkra.
If THIS writer had been there, it’d’ve been called a ZONKEY. MUCH more funky-sounding, you must agree.
Its name – and sex – is currently a mystery, but given it was born in China, it is probably called Wank-wank, or something. Pity.
If it had been born in the West – and had been FEMALE – it would HAVE to have been called… Debra.