You might be forgiven for thinking there are few smiles in THIS subject – but think again.
First comes Gordon Brown (and when HE smiles, small children wet themselves). Except that isn’t actually his name. His REAL name is JAMES Brown – Gordon is his MIDDLE name – and you’d have to travel far to find a man LESS like the late Grandfather Of Soul.
Then we have David Cameron. So what’s funny about THAT? Just that he must sign himself “D Cameron.” No? Well, the Decameron is a famous book – and film – portraying every kind of sexual shenanigans you could imagine – and probably a few you couldn’t – which is apt, given his party’s record.
But then – I shouldn’t be rude about HIM. Following Brown’s performance as PM, “WD” will probably be Britain’s next premier. WD? His middle initials and also the name of a popular brand of spray oil. Again, apt…