Heard the one about the guy who took his Great Dane to the vet, ’cause it was cross-eyed?
The vet picked the pooch up, stared into its eyes for a moment, then turned to the owner and said, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s REALLY heavy.”
Da-da-da-daaaah! My name’s Cornelius – don’t forget to tip your waitress…